How you know when a movie isn't as good as it appears

1. It lists quotes like this. "Charming" -Small Town Gazette "Almost a failure" -Unknown Newscast Central "Worst in box office" - anonymous
2. If it plays at your local $1 movie theater on opening week.
3. If it's commercials don't tell what the movie is about.

Hope this helped,
Marcus

You better watch out!

You better not cry! You better not pout I'm telling you why, Mr. Wiggles has a whole bunch of updates! Mr. Wiggles has just upgraded gingertown magazine to gingertown square, on the homepage, and has just released his plan for a few days later. Mr. Wiggles had previously made a whole bunch of gingertown pictures that aren't on the site. Lot's of cool artwork he made when he was bored. And now, he is giving them to you with his newest function, the Desktop Backgrounds page! Now you can have a brilliant drawing of gingertown on your computer!

The new Gingertown

Gingertown recently got a makeover. Here are what the characters now look like.

What I got for Christmas

Well, with it being Christmas, I just want to show you what Mr. Wiggles gave me. (Starting from the top, left to right) I got this little stuffed insect and whenever you pull his hair he makes this “boop boop boop!” sound. Then I got my own Jeep. Well, yeah it is technically an RC car, but I’m tiny so it works out. Lastly, I got a ball in cup. That game is so much fun, even though I never win... Well, see you guys later!
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus

How us gingerbread men celebrate the new year

Well, actually, we don't celebrate it at all. While you humans wait for the new year, we say goodbye to the old year. Why? Because we liked that year. It was a good year. Us gingerbread men are very optimistic. And as that ball drops, tears are shed.
-Marcus

Last Post Before Christmas

Before Christmas, I want to go over some stuff.
1. Gingerbread men are afraid of nothing.
2. If people used to think the world was flat like a pancake, is it now 3D like a waffle?
3. The real Santa Drive is not at Macy's.
4. If all everyone wanted for Christmas was their two front teeth, would the dentist be the new Santa Drive?

So you want to buy a gingerbread house?

Well to us (gingerbread people), it's just a house. But this is the complex way in which we buy our houses. First, we pay half of the cost up front. We sign a few documents saying that we must pay our loans by such and such of year and year, and then we got the house, right? NO! First, the bank has to inspect if the house tastes and smells right. No one wants a rotten house. Imagine what would happen. First, they would complain to their neighbors about it. Then, the neighbors would complain about the complaining. Then, the government would hear the complaining and complain that they were ungrateful to be complaining about such complaints. Then, umm... I'm pretty sure the newspapers would write cheesy stories about it that would eat up the real news for a while. A major crisis. So, after the inspecting is done, then we get the house.
-Marcus

It's Christmas time, in the town

Ding a ling, Hear them ring, soon it will be Christmas Day! Well, with it being that special time again in eight days (not counting today), Ginger Town Animation Studios has announced (for those of you that have been citizens of Ginger Town since the beginning), they will be making one more Snailbert! It will be on their website (gtanimation.webs.com under "Gt studios originals") and will come out on December 20 (Saturday), for all to enjoy.

Coal in your stocking? (refer to previous blog)

Has anyone realized that in the long history of mankind no one has ever gotten coal in his or her stocking? It is always in the movies and Christmas specials, but I don't think anyone has really ever gotten coal. Well I have a theory of why no one gets this ordeal. Santa Drive (your computer' s hard-drive,) goes Christmas shopping early and it is too early to see if you had been naughty or nice. And Santa Drive is kind-of a slob so he forgets to save the receipts every year, so he can't return the presents. So that is how the naughtiest of kids end up with a Littlest Pet Shop under their tree. Also, (I have been graciously paid by an anonymous source to say,) if you are going to be naughty this year, Santa Drive, I mean an anonymous source, says you should tell Santa Drive right away so he doesn't have to look for his receipts anymore.

The Real Santa

Ever wondered what happens to your computer when you leave it on standby for an hour to go watch Spongebob? It doesn't turn on for a minute, so you may think it is asleep...WRONG! It's not that your computer is asleep; it is that it's not there. "Wait a minute, I can see my computer, touch it, of course it's there!" Well your computer is there, but your hard-drive isn't. During the time you leave it on standby, it leaves to go Christmas shopping at Macy's. And when it is late Christmas Eve, and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse, your hard-drive climbs up to your roof, goes down the chimney, eats your cookies, and gives you presents.

Consider yourself part of the family

Mr.Wiggles has a whole bunch of good ideas, but he bets that you have some better ones! So he
is opening up the Gingertown family to you! Just go to the Gingertown animation studios site (http://gtanimation.webs.com/), click "ideas page" on the sidebar and post your idea on the guestbook. Remember, just ideas. Anything that is not an idea will be deleted. But if you have a good idea for a cartoon or something to do with the site, post it on! So, once again, just go to http://gtanimation.webs.com/ and click on the ideas page and post your idea!
Also, there are cartoons you can't see anywhere else on the site too!
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. I hear that all the time. But do all monkeys really have uncles? If they aren't called uncles, what are they called? Just a thought.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus

Why the chicken really crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? This question has stumped historians for years. But I have finally figured out the answer. Yes, it was to get to the other side. But, maybe the chicken wasn't walking. What if he was chased across the road? At the scene of the incident I found several pieces of ham, which leads me to conclude that the chicken was escaping death by running away from the butcher. The butcher found out about this plan and chased the chicken until the chicken made a quick escape. The chicken started crossing the street while the signal was still the white walking man. The butcher was going to follow him across, but just before he started, the signal changed to the flashing red hand. And everyone knows you can't start crossing the street when the signal changes to the flashing red hand.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus

Every time a birdie sings...

I'm pretty sure that every time a birdie sings, at least two people wake up disgusted. I mean, just yesterday I was sleeping peacefully when a bird woke me up. I say we make another bird-hunting season. Not duck hunting, not other bird hunting, and for Dick Cheney, not man hunting. We all just hunt those tiny little birds everyone hates so much.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus

When your Halloween candy finally catches up with you

People are always asking me if I still have candy left. My first thought: Um... wasn't Halloween 9 days ago? My second thought: Wait. Why do you care? Do you want it?
But then, I finally figured out why they keep asking. It is because they want know if your Halloween candy is catching up with you. About three days after you finish all your Halloween candy, you start to feel sluggish. You may get several bad tastes in your mouth. The sight of candy may make you feel sick. This is happening because your candy wants revenge. It wants to make you pay for the 14 butterfingers you ate last night. It wants you to suffer when you eat that snickers you found at the back of the pantry. Unfortunately, there is no proven way to stop this process. But I do know of one theory. If you eat your candy in clumps, you may escape the pain. In other words, if you eat candy every three days for the rest of your life, you won't get the evil torture. But you may be seriously overweight and have dental problems.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus

Just a few games

Just a few games you might want to check out that you can't find on the website.
Gingerbread Circus
Decorate the gingerbread house