People are always asking me if I still have candy left. My first thought: Um... wasn't Halloween 9 days ago? My second thought: Wait. Why do you care? Do you want it?
But then, I finally figured out why they keep asking. It is because they want know if your Halloween candy is catching up with you. About three days after you finish all your Halloween candy, you start to feel sluggish. You may get several bad tastes in your mouth. The sight of candy may make you feel sick. This is happening because your candy wants revenge. It wants to make you pay for the 14 butterfingers you ate last night. It wants you to suffer when you eat that snickers you found at the back of the pantry. Unfortunately, there is no proven way to stop this process. But I do know of one theory. If you eat your candy in clumps, you may escape the pain. In other words, if you eat candy every three days for the rest of your life, you won't get the evil torture. But you may be seriously overweight and have dental problems.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus
3 comments:
not a bad blog. not bad at all. =)
-DD
so true "marcus!" check out my blog it's www.heartyflames.blogspot.com
~Ginny Piggy
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