Coal in your stocking? (refer to previous blog)

Has anyone realized that in the long history of mankind no one has ever gotten coal in his or her stocking? It is always in the movies and Christmas specials, but I don't think anyone has really ever gotten coal. Well I have a theory of why no one gets this ordeal. Santa Drive (your computer' s hard-drive,) goes Christmas shopping early and it is too early to see if you had been naughty or nice. And Santa Drive is kind-of a slob so he forgets to save the receipts every year, so he can't return the presents. So that is how the naughtiest of kids end up with a Littlest Pet Shop under their tree. Also, (I have been graciously paid by an anonymous source to say,) if you are going to be naughty this year, Santa Drive, I mean an anonymous source, says you should tell Santa Drive right away so he doesn't have to look for his receipts anymore.