Every time a birdie sings...

I'm pretty sure that every time a birdie sings, at least two people wake up disgusted. I mean, just yesterday I was sleeping peacefully when a bird woke me up. I say we make another bird-hunting season. Not duck hunting, not other bird hunting, and for Dick Cheney, not man hunting. We all just hunt those tiny little birds everyone hates so much.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus