Why did the chicken cross the road? This question has stumped historians for years. But I have finally figured out the answer. Yes, it was to get to the other side. But, maybe the chicken wasn't walking. What if he was chased across the road? At the scene of the incident I found several pieces of ham, which leads me to conclude that the chicken was escaping death by running away from the butcher. The butcher found out about this plan and chased the chicken until the chicken made a quick escape. The chicken started crossing the street while the signal was still the white walking man. The butcher was going to follow him across, but just before he started, the signal changed to the flashing red hand. And everyone knows you can't start crossing the street when the signal changes to the flashing red hand.
Your gingerbread man,
Marcus
2 comments:
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oh gosh
preserved me pickles
I'm not even gonna ask what that means
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